Botany on the brain

A little snapshot of my garden

While we’ve been stuck at home, we’ve been enjoying the opportunity to finally get on with some bits and pieces in the garden. One of those bits and pieces is digging out a flowerbed around the little hornbeam tree. I rescued it from the Sale section at the local garden centre when it was little more than a sad stick in a pot and, apart from not enjoying the recent heatwave, it’s now almost knee high which is very pleasing. Paul started clearing away the grass in that area on a day when I was at work, and I came home to find that he’d left a large ribwort plantain (Plantago lanceolata) and some bedstraw because “they looked happy”. Bless him. But it definitely shows that plants are only weeds if you decide they are. If you’re happy and they’re happy, then there’s no problem!

However, it turns out that, when you’ve been hanging about with botanists for a couple of years, just knowing that “it’s a bedstraw of some kind” isn’t good enough.

Recently one of my neighbours has been clearing out her late partner’s books, and I took the opportunity to offer a new home to some botany and more general biology textbooks. Which is how, on Saturday afternoon, I found myself grovelling about on the lawn with copies of Stace and Rose, trying to figure out exactly which bedstraw I was looking at. Thankfully Stace comes with an expansive glossary, because frankly I had absolutely no idea what I was reading without a little help!

Help came, as it so often does, from Twitter, where professionals including Dr Jonathan Mitchley (Reading’s Associate Professor in Field Botany) identified it as being Hedge Bedstraw – specifically, Galium mollugo.

Turns out it’s edible (I tried a little bit – it just tastes… green), of interest medicinally for epilepsy and ‘hysteria’ (research ongoing) and, like other plants in the bedstraw family, it smells lovely as it dries. The vanilla-like scent is produced by coumarin – which is also what gives the plant its medicinal effects. As if that wasn’t enough, the roots can be used to make a red dye not unlike that of madder (Rubia tinctorum), and it can also be used in cheese making. (Two of its older common names are Curdwort and Cheese-renning.)

Because I now have my own facsimile copy of Gerard’s Herball (1633 edition – and yes, I’m still extremely excited about that!), it was easy to look up what Gerard (and Johnson) had to say about it.

Ladies Bedstraw with white floures, from Gerard’s Herball 1633
A digital copy, from which this image is cropped, is available from archive.org.

It’s listed as Gallium album, and named simply ‘Ladies Bedstraw with white floures’. The name Mollugo is also given, as is the comparison with Madder. According to Gerard:

The people in Cheshire, especially about Namptwich, where the best cheese is made, do use it in their Rennet, esteeming greatly of that cheese above other made without it.

A tiny bit of bias may be sneaking in here, as Gerard himself was from Nantwich!

Interestingly, Gerard also declares that,

We find nothing extant in the antient writers, of the vertues and faculties of the white kinds but are as herbes never had in use either for physicke or Surgerie.

Both quotations from Gerard (1633), pages 1126-8

Several uses are given for the yellow-flowered Lady’s Bedstraw (Galium verum), including an ointment for burns, and the staunching of blood. That seems unlikely, given that coumarin is an anticoagulant, but Gerard takes this piece of information directly from Dioscorides, which would certainly have given it authority.

Page 967 of the 1597 edition of Gerard’s Herball, depicting bedstraw and madder.
A digital copy, from which this image is reproduced, is available from archive.org.

(And while we’re questioning Gerard’s accuracy, on page 1128 of the 1633 edition, Thomas Johnson points out that Gerard had originally included an incorrect image in the 1597 edition, illustrating Gallium album minus of Tabern (TaVern?) instead of (sic) Gallium rubrum.)

I’m not entirely sure what I’m going to do with this information now that I have it… my daily medication is contraindicated with coumarins, so I won’t be making myself cups of bedstraw tea or eating bedstraw salad any time soon. Perhaps I could avail myself of some goat’s milk, and try to make cheese? This bedstraw rennet recipe, from Monica Wilde, looks easy enough for me to follow!

No more mailing list, no more shop… for now.

no more eternal magpie mailing list
no more eternal magpie mailing list

I appreciate that this is going to come as a bit of a surprise, but for now, I’ve sent out the last eternal magpie email. I’m trying to streamline the amount of admin I need to do before I go back to University, so this particular task has been struck off the list! Don’t worry though – if you’re following me on social media, you definitely won’t miss out. 

all eternal magpie downloads are now free!
all eternal magpie downloads are now free!

Last week I made the executive decision that as nobody was paying for the downloadable planner pages anyway, I might as well add them to the site for free. So, rather than having a shop where you can buy physical items, there’s now a list of things that you can download if you’d like to.

I’ve also added a tip jar, via Ko-Fi and PayPal. That way, if you’d like to send me a few quid as an acknowledgement of the time I’ve spent on researching and designing these things, it’s easy to do. You can if you want, but you don’t have to. Simple as that!

the eternal magpie shop (at least on this website) is now closed
the eternal magpie shop (at least on this website) is now closed

So, if everything on the website is now free and downloadable… where have the Actual Physical Things gone? ⁠

Well, most of them I’ve just stopped making, as I’ll need to devote all of my time to studying once University starts!

But some of them are over at RedBubble, where I upload designs and they print them onto stuff & things for me. ⁠At the moment it’s mostly notebooks featuring Miss Mouse, but the tote bags will be returning soon, and you might find some brand new t-shirts making an appearance! ⁠

This is very much a work in progress, and new products will be gradually taking shape over the next few weeks.  ⁠

Paul (about fifteen years ago!) wearing a Baby Horrors Baby Cthulhu t-shirt
Paul (about fifteen years ago!) wearing a Baby Horrors Baby Cthulhu t-shirt

Speaking of which…

As is usual after Infest (an August Bank Holiday music festival), on his return, Paul and I discussed some possibilities for both reviving some of the old Baby Horrors designs, and also coming up with some new ones better suited to modern printing techniques.

The originals were done with flock material on a heat press, and we’d rather like to do a limited batch with that texture, if we can. We’ve got our thinking caps at the ready, and Paul’s got his sketchbook out, so it would be nice if we could get some new (or old!) designs put together for you. 

While things may be changing, they’re definitely not over, and I will remain active as I can over here on the blog, as well as in all the usual social media places. Now I just need to get myself organised for going back to University (after twenty-something years away) in a month’s time!

Five A Day

a list of fruit and vegetables, in colourful child's handwriting, with aborably creative spelling!
unyen!

Isn’t this fantastic?

My friend Clare (who’s a photographer) posted it on Facebook the other day, saying that their little one had been really into getting ‘5 a day’ since being given a sticker with it written on a few weeks ago. I absolutely love the bright colours and the handwriting – and the fact that it’s been helping Mum & Dad to up their game as well!

eternal magpie five a day downloadable sheet, in colour
Five a day downloadable sheet, in colour

It was suggested in the comments that I could design one, so I’ve done just that!

It’s designed to match the My Busy Week planner (pre-orders close at the end of the month!), and it has options with two, three and four rows so that you can print out the pages that work best for your family. There’s also a black & white version for anyone (like me) who doesn’t have a colour printer.

eternal magpie five a day downloadable sheet, in black & white
Five a day downloadable sheet, in black & white

I’ve made it available as a download over on my payhip store, so if you’d like to give it a try, you can find it there.

I’m always thinking of different pages to add to my own diary. On the list so far are tracking how much water I drink (nowhere near enough!), and maybe some kind of chart to show all of my overlapping chronic illness symptoms. That’s definitely going to be a rather complicated one.

I will freely admit that I’ve printed out one of these five-a-day charts for myself, and stuck it to the fridge. Certainly when it comes to eating healthily, I need all the help I can get!

Aah, the Great British Summer.

One summer shoe, and one winter shoe
One summer shoe, and one winter shoe

Okay, so I didn’t go to University last week with two different shoes on. But I did set out in the morning wearing a cardigan, and with a cagoule and my rucksack’s rain cover packed up just in case. By the time I came home I had no need of the cardigan, and my feet were covered in blisters from wearing my new summer shoes actually in the heat for the first time.

(Note to self: put the summer socks at the front of the drawer!)

eternal magpie white summer blouse
eternal magpie white summer blouse

There’s a really useful article from last year that’s doing the rounds again, about antidepressants and other medication that can make you more sensitive to the sun. Crucially, there are two things to note:

1) these effects can persist for a long time after you’ve stopped taking them, and
2) it doesn’t necessarily mean just sunburn. It can also mean poor internal temperature control, so you can suffer from heatstroke and end up quite poorly before you’ve even realised that you’re too hot.

So, check the paperwork for any medications you’re taking, and think about other things too – St John’s Wort supplements and bergamot essential oil are just two things you could be taking or putting on your skin that could increase your risk of sunburn and heat sensitivity.

I’m susceptible to both the heat and the sun, and I’m also allergic to every single brand of sunscreen that I’ve tried. Yes, including all of the “sensitive” and “hypoallergenic” ones. (Thanks, fibromyalgia!) This means that in the summer you’ll quite often see me covered up from head to toe, especially during a heatwave like the one that’s started in Germany this week.

Liberty print summer witch's hat
Liberty print summer witch’s hat

Last year I made this hat, as a response to the question “what would a witch wear in summer?”. It has the advantages of being very light, and just as easy to pack into a rucksack as my cagoule. (Yes, I’ll be carrying both until it’s time for my winter coat to come out again.) But, because of its unusual style, I didn’t pluck up the courage to actually wear it very much last year. I can’t be lugging about my enormous straw hat everywhere I go though, so something that folds up into my bag is absolutely essential, especially if I’m going to try and stay fit by walking to campus and back when I’m well enough.

I’m not doing any sewing at the moment, as I’ve managed to injure my back, so I’m half-heartedly on the lookout for a soft summer hat that I might like. Really though, every time I see one that might just do, I think about my sewing patterns and I’m itching to make something new.

Llamas and dinos and bees, oh my!

Silly Panda re-usable cloth menstrual pads
Silly Panda re-usable cloth menstrual pads

Look what’s just arrived from Silly Panda

This is a set of five cloth sanitary pads. I’m so glad I chose the “random” fabric selection, because look at these hilarious beauties! The first two (left to right) have llamas, the yellow one is the cutest dinosaur ice creams, the pale blue has bees, and just look at those gorgeous geometric rainclouds. Well worth the wait! 

(Silly Panda’s production time is around 8-12 weeks, so if you’re in a hurry, choose something that’s already in stock. That’ll be with you in a few days.)

I’ve been meaning to get around to trying out re-usable sanitary protection for the longest time. Because of my endometriosis I used to have extremely heavy periods, and going through an entire pack of night-time pads every single day was not good for either me or the environment, as they all ended up in the bin. I shudder to think how many disposable pads I’ve chucked away in my 32-year (so far) history of heavy periods, and every single one of them is still sitting in a landfill site somewhere, taking hundreds and hundreds of years to biodegrade. 

I did try out a menstrual cup – a Mooncup, although there are lots of other kinds available now – but because of the particular placement of my endometriosis, it didn’t work out for me. (Although, incidentally, because the Mooncup has millilitres marked on it, I was able to go to my doctor and say “this is exactly how much blood I’m losing every day”, which finally galvanised her into helping me to do something about it, so that alone was extremely useful!) 

Fast forward about ten years, and I have no idea why it’s taken me so long to get around to making the switch to re-usable pads! There are loads of different brands to choose from, many of them made by fellow individuals running tiny businesses, and they come in all sorts of different shapes, sizes, materials and absorbencies. They might seem expensive when you look at the initial outlay, but once you’ve built up enough of a collection to last through the duration of your period… that’s it! You don’t need to buy any more. 

In terms of washing, I just rinse them out in cold water, then hand wash them in hot-and-soapy water, rinse the soap out, and bung them over the bathroom radiator (or hang them in the garden in the summer) to dry. Really, it only takes a minute or two longer than washing your hands. When my period’s over, I’ll give the whole lot a run though the washing machine – usually on a hot wash with the bath towels – before I put them away. Easy peasy! I do work from home, so I don’t often have to deal with changing them while I’m out and about, but most makers also offer “wet bags” that you can safely pop your used pads into until you get to a place where you can wash them. 

As for comfort and practicality… again, I really like them! The ones I’ve chosen are pretty big at 10.5″ long (about the same as a super or night-time pad), but you can choose much smaller ones if you prefer. They’re very comfortable because the fabric is soft and breathable and not plasticky. The wings pop safely around your underwear, and can’t peel off and stick themselves to your damn leg and annoy you all day. Even without an adhesive strip to hold them in place, I haven’t found them to move around at all. I’ll admit I haven’t tried cycling in them, but they have survived several hours of dashing around a sports hall wielding a sword (as you do), so I imagine they’d be good for most activities! 

In short: I’m really, really pleased with re-usable cloth pads, and as soon as I’ve got enough to last through my entire period there’ll be no going back to disposable ones.

Experimental Stitching: Cloth Face Wipes

eternal magpie cloth face wipes
eternal magpie cloth face wipes

A friend got in touch this week and asked whether I’d thought about making re-usable face wipes out of the scraps of my dressmaking fabrics. 

The short answer was yes, I’d thought about it… but I hadn’t got any further than that because I didn’t want to buy any new towelling fabric to make something that was supposed to be using up leftover bits! Then I remembered that I had an old towel stashed away for exactly this purpose, so I thought I’d give it a go and make a few experimental ones to try out for myself. 

The top sides are leftover fabric from an old cotton duvet cover, and a pair of flannel pyjamas. I decided to make them square because it seemed slightly wasteful to cut the corners off to turn them into circles… but I think that circles would have been quicker to sew, and used a bit less thread. I’m also not very good at turning corners on my overlocker, so some of them aren’t very neat and tidy. I added fancy topstiching on some of them simply because my machine has embroidery stitches and I don’t often get to use them, so it seemed like a nice thing to do. Again, I’m not very good at turning corners, so a lot of these are pretty wonky! But they’re just for me, to see how they are to use and wash, so I don’t mind too much. 

My main thought so far is oh my goodness the fluff! Sewing towelling is even worse for fluff than velvet, and I didn’t think that was possible. But they were fairly quick and easy to make, and I’ll report back on how they are to use as soon as I’ve tried them out. 

A slightly unexpected change.

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Well, this week’s a bit of a strange one. That’s because (barring holidays and illnesses), this is the first week in six years that I haven’t been working or volunteering at the Museum of English Rural Life.

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No more staff entrance for me – I’ve handed in my notice, handed in my key, and to be honest, it all still feels very strange indeed.

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I’ve written about my various roles at the museum on a number of occasions, and I’ve really, really enjoyed spending my time there over the past six years.

(This little upside-down piece of glass is one of my favourite parts of the Waterhouse-designed building.)

So why leave?

Well, one reason is that the fibromyalgia’s been getting on top of me. It’s been mostly stable, but not improving, and having a job that was mainly sitting down, particularly in a cold environment, wasn’t really doing me any favours. I was spending more time recovering from the work than I was actually doing the work, and that seemed silly.

Another is that my job-share colleague decided to take the plunge and leave the museum to start a course in clinical aromatherapy. This made me think about the massage qualification which I completed in 2006, and then wasn’t well enough to follow up. I’m doing my two distance learning courses in Aromatherapy and Herbalism (albeit very slowly), but perhaps there was more I could be doing.

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A couple of weeks later I spotted an advert from the local Physiotherapy clinic, asking for help over the summer. I spent a day doing a voluntary session there, just watching what was required, and chatting to everybody who came in for treatment. By the end of the day I was very tired from having been standing up and dashing around for hours, but I didn’t have that terrible grey fibromyalgia exhaustion which leaves you unable to do anything, yet simultaneously unable to sleep.

About an hour after I got home I received a phone call asking me to go in the following morning for a bit of a chat, at which point I was offered the job of Physio Assistant. Hopefully not just because they’d already got a badge in the drawer with my name on it!

A hard weekend of thinking followed, and a decision was made. The clinic is a five minute walk from my house, so no more commute, and I save around £35 a month on bus fares. The hours are about the same, the money’s about the same, the job makes direct use of a qualification I worked hard for and would like to expand upon, and there is room for expansion into other roles at the clinic in the future.

Decision made.

I love the museum, and have made a lot of good friends during my time there, and I know I’m going to miss it terribly. But I think this change will be good for my health, and I have to put that first.

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As a result, the past few weeks have been full of training (turns out treating people with lasers isn’t anything like as exciting as James Bond made it out to be), as well as working my first few Physio Assistant shifts, and working my notice at the museum. It’s been hectic, but I think it’s going to be okay.

The only down side of the new role?

After all these years of eradicating all traces of synthetic fibres from my wardrobe, and insisting on natural fabrics and organic cottons… this is the label from my new uniform!

Still. I can wear my Monkee Genes dark blue chinos with it, and comfy trainers… and no more worrying about Smart-Casual. From now on, when I’m not at work, I can wear anything I like!

Making Do and Mending

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Well, isn’t this irritating? One freshly-dyed white t-shirt (Dylon Rosewood Red, not as lurid as it appears in these photos!) complete with stain that, annoyingly, wasn’t visible when the t-shirt was white. Now that the t-shirt’s dyed I can’t use a stain-removal product or scrub at the fabric, as that will most likely take off the dye as well as the stain. My only option now is to cover it up with something.

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That’s better! A bit out of focus, but these are floral motifs carefully snipped from a small piece of Lancaster & Cornish organic cotton lace. I’m hoping there might be just enough loose dye still in the fabric that a little bit of it leaches out into the lace the next time it’s washed, just to soften the cream colour a little bit. But if that doesn’t happen, no worries, because the cream lace makes the white stitching on the t-shirt look as bit more as though it’s supposed to be white on purpose.

Knowing that the stitching wouldn’t take the dye was the main reason I chose the colours I did for dyeing my trousers – beige to dark brown, and pale blue to dark grey. With the contrast stitching they just look like smart, lightweight jeans. I also have plans for mending all of my funny-coloured trousers in the future. I’m on the look-out for small pieces of Liberty print fabrics that I can use for patching, and maybe for adding a hint-of-a-print on the turn-ups. Hopefully that will be a long way off yet though!

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While I was mending things, I made the decision to take two of my most beloved t-shirts out of my wardrobe. This Suzanne Vega t-shirt is from the very first gig I ever went to – at the Wulfrun Civic Hall in Wolverhampton, on April 8th 1993. (We were sitting three rows from the back, and Suzanne Vega had a cough.) Having been worn pretty often over the past 22 years, although recently relegated to hospital wear or pyjamas only, it’s safe to say that this t-shirt is very much past its best! But there was no way on earth I was going to throw it out, and it’s really not fit to give to a charity shop, so it was the work of about five minutes to turn it into a cushion. The tour dates are on the back.

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The same fate befell my other favourite t-shirt, also purchased in 1993, this time from Forbidden Plant in Hanley. I didn’t own any other green clothes, and it was far too big for me (being a men’s size XL), but I just had to have it. It saw me through art college and University, but again, it’s not even really fit to wear as pyjamas any more. But, because it was still in my wardrobe, it kept mysteriously finding its way out and onto my body. Drastic measures clearly had to be taken. So, cushion it is.

(No, I don’t iron my bedding. Sorry, Mum!)

Making these two cushions from my favourite t-shirts has made me wonder though – are there any items in my current wardrobe that I can imagine myself still wanting to keep in 22 years’ time?!

Wardrobe Analysis – Part Two

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Look at that! Progress is being made! No longer a mountainous heap, but nice tidy stacks, all colour-co-ordinated. At the top there you can see a Dylon colour chart. Once I’d sorted everything out according to which tops went with which colour of chinos, it was very easy to see where the gaps were. Dyeing the pale blue trousers dark grey will mean they go with almost all of my existing tops, and stand a lot more chance of actually being worn! And dyeing the beige pair dark brown means I can throw out an ancient pair of cord trousers that my sister gave to me years ago. I bought the dye this morning, along with a (hopefully nice) “Rosewood Red” packet. I’ll use that to dye my cream yoga pants (which also never get worn), and a t-shirt to go with the new brown trousers. The boxes of dye cost about £6 each, and whilst it does feel a bit weird to completely alter two pairs of brand new trousers (I usually only over-dye worn out jeans), it’ll make a huge difference to my wardrobe.

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The wardrobe, which now looks like this! Well, almost like this. I did a bit of a swap, and all of Paul’s t-shirts are all now on plastic hangers, so I could put all of my clothes on wooden ones. I think they’re much nicer and Paul doesn’t care, so that worked out nicely!

The top rail is now organised by colour. Each pair of chinos is accompanied by its matching shirts and t-shirts on those multiple-hanger-thingybobs. They keep each group together and save so much space in the wardrobe, so that’s a win-win! The bottom rail has all of my “neutral” tops – black, white and grey shirts, t-shirts and all those H&M jumpers.

On the right, the top two cubbyholes are things I don’t wear for work. T-shirts with cartoons on them, and jumpers that are comfortable rather than smart. The cubbyhole with all the extra space in it is for yoga pants and leggings. That’s a section that needs adding to, I think.

And in the bottom square, jumpers that I can wear for work, including two chunky cardigans that I was going to unravel because they didn’t go with anything. (The green one, and the pink & orange.) I’m very glad I didn’t take them apart now! That section actually needs adding to as well. The sooner I can finish knitting my yellow cardigan the better – it turns out to go with almost all of the trousers, which is quite exciting as I would never have considered yellow to be a neutral colour before! I also have a bag full of grey wool, and some lovely Rowan Colourscape that should go with several pairs of trousers as well.

Of course, this is only half of my wardrobe… the non-work section’s going to be a different challenge, I think.

Oh, and I should also mention, the thing that got me started on all of this (aside of being incapable of making a decision at seven o’clock in the morning) was reading Coletterie’s Wardrobe Architect series. It’s a little more in depth than I needed, but it’s an interesting read, and should be a real help to anybody else who’s struggling with what to wear!

Wardrobe Analysis – Part One

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This frankly ridiculous pile of STUFF is the entire contents of my wardrobe.

(Well, except for the formal dresses for choir concerts. And the costumes. And the sports kit. And the pyjamas. And the band t-shirts that are too ancient to wear but must never be thrown away. Apart from that, it’s everything.)

I’ve been struggling with insomnia again, which means that today is one of those days where I can’t be trusted with a sewing machine, and I’m too frazzled to think about my Aromatherapy homework. So, given my recent smart-versus-casual crisis, I thought I’d take the opportunity to have a really in-depth look at all of my clothes and see what’s going on.

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Armed with a pen and paper, and then with Excel, I ended up with this inventory. (No, you’re not supposed to be able to read it. Yes, I do have seven pairs of bloomers. Shush.)

Everything with a white background is an item that I’ve made myself, or that my Mum has knitted for me. Everything in grey is something that came from a high street store, before I stopped buying my clothes that way. Everything in green is something that I bought from a store, but is either organic or ethically produced. The yellow items are second-hand. It surprised me that there were so few of those, as I used to buy a lot of things from charity shops!

To be honest, the proportion of things-made versus things-bought is actually better than I expected it to be. But, you can see that there are a few key areas where I need to make some quite drastic improvements. A few years ago a number of the jumpers that my Mum had knitted for me (way back in the 1990s!) sadly reached the end of their useful life. I still needed something to wear for work, and I know I’m a slow knitter, so I bought half a dozen “emergency” cotton jumpers from H&M.

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I know I bought them long before the appalling accident at the Bangladesh factory where all of these jumpers were probably made. But seeing these labels in my wardrobe, and knowing that my money went straight into the profits of a company who value their worldwide workers so little, makes me feel more than a little bit sick.

The worst of it is, I haven’t even stopped shopping there! I don’t buy things for myself any more, but their children’s clothes are so lovely, and so affordable, and they have such pretty little things for my niece… but I’m going to have to stop that. I’m not a very militant campaigner, but I do what I can with the little money I have, and I can definitely stop doing this.

There’s no point in sending these things straight down to the nearest charity shop though, even if I do feel bad every time I look at those labels. The jumpers in question are actually some of the most-worn items in my wardrobe, and I haven’t even started knitting a plain black jumper and cardigan to replace them. So they can stay for now, as a reminder that I can, and must, do better when I buy.

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These three pieces are waiting to be finished or altered before they can go into the wardrobe. The yellow blouse needs the hem and side slits finishing, and the buttons and buttonholes. The blue dress (covered in BEES!) needs the front placket sorting out, and the buttons and buttonholes. The broderie anglais dress came out looking too much like a nightie, so that’s awaiting the fate of being chopped in half and turned into a pretty layering tunic for the summer.

I was surprised there were so few unfinished pieces, to be honest, given how easily I get distracted. The blue dress has only been waiting for its buttons since, ooh, last May, or maybe June.

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Now my next problem (aside from how I’m going to get into bed tonight, if all my clothes are on the bedroom floor!) is how on earth to decide what I should keep, what I should take to a charity shop, and what gaps I need to fill in order to have Actual Outfits rather than just All The Clothes.

I’m going to start with all of my brightly-coloured trousers, I think. I do have organic cotton long-sleeved t-shirts to go with almost all of them now, although there are a couple of pairs I’m thinking about dyeing a different colour. Pale blue? Beige? They’re going to be ruined in three seconds flat! And my cream yoga pants are virtually unworn, for the same reason, so I might as well dye those too. If I can match them up with tops I have already, so much the better!

But hopefully, by the end of this process, I’ll have a much clearer idea of what I can wear on a daily basis, without looking into my over-stuffed wardrobe, having a great big panic, and pulling on the same old jeans and t-shirt because they don’t need thinking about.

(Although, having said all of this, the temptation to follow the example of Matilda Kahl and just buy multiples of the same outfit is currently extremely tempting!)