The Return of Baby Cthulhu!

Yes, he’s back – the triumphant return of the Littlest Elder God!

We have an extremely Limited Edition of just twenty-four Baby Cthulhu t-shirts now available.

If your size isn’t shown in the store, that means we’ve run out. Sorry about that, but Baby Cthulhu’s quite popular, despite his unfortunate habit of wreaking insanity wherever he goes.

If you’d like to pre-order a t-shirt to be printed in our next batch, please let us know! We need a minimum of twelve orders before we can print more, so we can’t guarantee how long you’ll have to wait.

Click to buy Baby Cthulhu t-shirts!

Before and After…

Before: 1 REM t-shirt, size XL. This is what happens when you’re at the back of the merchandise queue.

After: 1 REM t-shirt, much smaller. This is what happens when you have a sister with a sewing machine. 😉

My sister bought this t-shirt when she went to see REM at the Milton Keynes Bowl, approximately one million years ago. She has kept the t-shirt all this time even though it in no way fitted her. In fact, her fiancé wore it when they went to see REM in Hyde Park, slightly more recently. Apparently it was also too big for him, and he’s over six feet tall!

It’s actually quite nerve-wracking, chopping up other people’s precious t-shirts. All it takes is a snip in the wrong place and you’ve got a hole, or a t-shirt that’s too tight. Band t-shirts in particular come with a lot of memories attached, which imbue them with greater significance than you might expect in a mere item of clothing. Being entrusted to refashion someone else’s beloved t-shirt is actually quite an honour.

Befores and Afters…

Pressgang halter-neck

This one is for me to wear when I go and see Pressgang tonight, for the first time in about eight years! It won’t be for sale, mostly because it’s got a dirty mark right down the front. I think this t-shirt had been relegated to decorating duty because it was too big to wear. Shame, as it’s quite pretty now!

Kill II This ¾ sleeve

Please excuse the offensive text. I’m sure you can imagine how thrilled Paul’s mother was, when he came home from University wearing this! 😉

Please also excuse the fact that I’d already chopped off one of the sleeves before I remembered to take the “before” picture.

Despite the text, I’m actually really pleased with this one. It’s another which is going to look a lot better on a person than on the mannequin – her shoulders aren’t wide enough to show the puffed shoulers of the t-shirt! The sleeves are ¾ length, and trimmed with lace. The top is nice and long, and despite the fact that I would never wear it, I actually really like it!

For any Kill II This fans out there, it’s a size 34-36″ chest, and it’s £15.

Tie-dye beach dress

I’m really pleased with this one, and am sad that it’s a tiny bit too small for me, so I won’t get to wear it in the height of summer. The bodice part is made from the sleeves of the original t-shirt, and the skirt is made from the rest! It’s elasticated around the underbust seam and at the back of the bodice, so you don’t have to rely on the little straps alone to hold it up.

I love the swirl of the tie-dye, especially on the back.

Best fit sizes 30-34″ chest. £15.

I’m really enjoying making these. It’s a challenge to look at each individual t-shirt, and work out the best kind of top which can be made from it. As all of these t-shirts are pretty old, some of them have holes, some of them have lost their stretch, or the fabric’s twisted at the seams. It’s fun to take the best bits, and turn them into something which is wearable again.

Gene and The Magic Roundabout.

Today I made a t-shirt:

Unfortunately, I sewed the ruffle on inside out. *rolls eyes*

So I had to take it off, turn it the right way round, and sew it on again.

That’s better.
(The water spots are from the iron.)

(I forgot the “before” picture, but I’m sure you all know what a t-shirt looks like.)

I also made my favouritest dress in the whole wide universe.

It couldn’t possibly be any more ’70s if it tried really hard.
It’s made from a pair of Magic Roundabout curtains, which I bought from . I think the curtains are probably as old as me.

As soon as I’ve bought and sewn in the zip, you can expect to see me wearing this at all times.

How To Make Friends and Influence People…

Just a quick experiment on an Easter Sunday afternoon…

While Paul was playing Star Wars Lego on the X-Box, I chopped up his old Terrorvision t-shirt and turned it into this…

Before and After:

More Afters:

(the back print // off-the-shoulder // print on the sleeves)

It’s based on the raglan tunic dresses that I made on Wednesday and Thursday. I wanted to see whether I could make the pattern work as a t-shirt with an elasticated neck, and the answer appears to be yes!

This will only really work with generously-sized long-sleeved t-shirts though, otherwise there won’t be enough fabric. Therefore my next plan is to translate the raglan sleeve into a fitted style, which I can make up from smaller t-shirts.

I have loads of t-shirts waiting to be chopped up, so I’m hoping to make quite a few of these tops to take to the Art Market next weekend.

Needles and pins…

I had my first experience of acupuncture this morning, which was quite exciting!

I didn’t feel up to doing anything complicated this afternoon, so I decided to reconstruct a t-shirt.


Front & Back: Before


Front & Back: After


Details: Side ruching and gathered sleeves

As per usual, I did this in the most complicated way humanly possible. Rather than simply stitching up the sides of the t-shirt to make it smaller, I cut the sleeves off, separated the front and back, made a pattern and effectively started from scratch.

The last thing I need to do is buy some green sequins, and sew them over a couple of tiny holes in the fabric. This is going to be a problem with using recycled t-shirts – the fabric only has a finite lifespan, and sometimes there are going to be little holes. Still, a little piece of interfacing and a few sequins should fix that nicely.

I’m really pleased with how it’s come out.

Back in the Shed…

On Sunday I switched to part-time hours at Waterstones, so today was my first day of being able to get back in the shed and do some sewing!

This dress is one which I started at the beginning of December. I added the skirt this afternoon, and finished off the edges. I’m not best pleased with the binding on the neck and sleeves, but I really like the floaty lettuce-hemmed skirt.

I haven’t actually tried this on yet (can you sense the danger?), but in my head it fits perfectly, looks lovely, and I’ll be wearing it to work on Thursday. Probably with a long sleeved t-shirt and a pair of leggings underneath. (Note to self: buy leggings in the sales.)

This little offering was my first attempt at t-shirt surgery. I bought a fun little book last week, so I thought I’d start right at the beginning with this t-shirt.

As you can see, I’ve chopped the sleeves off, and turned them into a polo neck.

I am trying to force my pernickety side to come to terms with the fact that the edges of the cut-off sleeves are left raw, but I might have to set about them with the overlocker. I’ll see how it goes.

It was very quick to do, and I have plans for lots more. Paul has kindly donated lots of large t-shirts to the cause, so I can hopefully make things in a good variety of sizes.

The Problem:

What to do with a superfluous 4XL men’s t-shirt, which was left over from a regular customer who’s long since dieted out of it…

The Solution:


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It doesn’t do that funny wrinkly thing above the bust when there are actual arms inside it. Honest.

It sits about four to five inches above my knees, which makes it decent for work in the summer. Possibly also in the winter, with thick tights or leggings underneath, given that those things are fashionable at the moment!

I have a large number of t-shirts sitting in the attic, and an awful lot of spare fabric. I think I might make a few of these. 🙂

The price of these will depend partly on what they’re made from. Anything which uses more than one t-shirt (eg sizes over 60″ bust/hips, or anything in more than one colour) will be more expensive. I can also change necklines, add trimmmings… all sorts of things. You’ll see examples as I make more.

The price for a completely plain one like this will be £20.

Once again, I’m afraid these aren’t available to order just yet. 🙁
I can’t work full-time and keep up with everything, so I’m just making a few bits for myself at the moment.